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Wednesday
Feb252015

Tanked Episode 316 for Tues Feb 24, 2015


 ANNOUNCEMENTS 

 

- Beer/Mixed Drinks

- Weekend Catchup

 

-face blanket video YouTube

 

- truffle butter Urban Dictionary

 

- David mason release Fund YouTube




BoOzE NEWS

 

Aqua man Buys old GM plant plans a detroit brewery.

 

Jason Momoa from Game of thrones and now the new Aquaman has purchased an old GM plant and plans to turn it into a Brewery…

 

Well…. Not any time soon. After the story came out it was quickly updated. Momoa said he loves beer and yes he is interested in a Brewery. However it would have to wait a few years. He has a lot of projects acting wise in the works and nothing would happen until 2018 at the earliest.

 

http://detroit.eater.com/2014/10/15/6979819/actor-jason-momoa-buys-former-gm-facility-plans-detroit-brewery




 TECH 

  

Apple updates imogies in next os release

 

Apple’s racially diverse emoji have landed, and they come in five shades of skin.

On Monday Apple released beta updates to its OS X operating system, including a redesigned emoji keyboard with long-awaited skin tone modifiers, as first reported in 9to5mac.

Complaints about the lack of racial diversity in the emoji characters impelled the Unicode Consortium, an industry body devoted to developing software standards, to add skin tone options. The tones are modelled on the Fitzpatrick scale, a recognised standard used by dermatologists.

Previously there were only three characters which appeared to represent non-western people: a man wearing a cossack hat, a man with brown skin wearing a turban, and another man wearing a traditional Chinese skull cap – with noticeably smaller and more slanted eyes.




 VIDEO GAMES 

 

Kanye West Video game

Gizmodo

 

Batman: Arkham Knight is Rated 'M'

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Holy ****, Batman!

By Brian AlbertBatman: Arkham Knight has earned an "M for Mature" rating from the ESRB, according to Rocksteady.

The studio's previous Batman games, Arkham Asylum and Arkham City, both earned "T for Teen" ratings. Sefton Hill, founder of Rocksteady and game director on Arkham Knight, said the M rating surprised him because the team didn't specifically aim for it.

"From our point of view, we never wrote it or made it with a rating in mind. We never did that in the previous two games... We just felt that this is the story that we really wanted to tell."

Hill said Rocksteady is aware that some younger players might miss out on the game because of the rating, but that making the game more "mass market" would have been harmful to the story they want to tell.

"I'm not blind to the fact that [the M rating] does mean some fans will miss out... I don't want to be oblivious to that fact. It would have been wrong to water down the game and deliver a story we didn't believe in to keep the game 'mass market' or enable it for more people. We feel that's the wrong way to go about it. We said we love the story and we don't want to jepoardize that."






 MOVIES 

 

Dick Poop Didn’t win Sound drop @21sec record to soundboard!!!

Oscar Recap



Alien Tampon Trailer

submitted by Dame Wendy

YouTube

 

Spaceballs Sequel



Mexican Woman Arrested for masturbating watching 50 shades of grey

submitted by Dame Wendy



A woman in Sinaloa, western Mexico was enjoying Fifty Shades of Grey a little bit too much in the theater. While the film was playing, the 33-year-old was caught playing with herself in the 12th row.

 

Then, instead of depriving her of any roughness, the cops decided to arrest her for masturbation, and cuff her, nearly completing the fantasy she was trying to live out anyway!

So, some might say this law breaker had a happy ending!

The biggest mystery, of course, is how she was caught masturbating over the sound of everyone else masturbating.

PH

 

Jenkins reads us our story

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 WEB GEM 

 

Thunder Snow

Jim Cantore

YouTube



 

 

 ODD NEWS 

 

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K

Windows broken, merchandise destroyed; a Circle K store was left so damaged it was forced to close.

 

It wasn't the work of vandals; it was done by store employees.

 

Nicole Garcia of FOX 10 News has the story. Play Video B&T Audio File

Fox10Pheniox





Massive poop spill shuts down highway

An Indiana highway ramp was shut down for hours on Thursday afternoon due to a large and possibly accidental dump in the middle of the road.

Two tons of excrement spilled onto the I-65 exit ramp in White County, according to WLFI.

The raw sewage was 6 to 8 inches deep in places.

The crappy job of clearing the road got even worse when the fecal matter froze. The newspaper reported that the ramp had to be salted and sanded before the "toxic poopsicles" could be removed.

Police told the newspaper that the driver of the truck has not been found, but said that the poop was likely dumped by accident.

HuffPo



Floating Strip Club Accused Of Dumping Poop Into Harbor

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — Ever since a crabbing boat was converted into a floating strip club off the shore of an Alaska island, it's been beset by legal tangles over safety rules and liquor laws. Now there are allegations it's been dumping human waste into a harbor.

Prosecutors say Darren Byler and Kimberly Riedel-Byler piped raw sewage from bathrooms aboard the 94-foot "Wild Alaskan" into the Kodiak harbor instead of taking the waste 3 miles offshore.

The Bylers also are accused of telling the Coast Guard they were properly disposing of the waste.

A federal grand jury has indicted them on three counts.

Darren Byler was arrested last week and pleaded not guilty. He said Tuesday there was plenty of room for waste in an onboard holding tank.

Riedel-Byler is expected to be arrested soon.

Huffpo