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Tanked Episode 269 for Tues Sep. 24, 2013



- Beer/Mixed Drinks

- Weekend Catchup

- Went on a road trip to Charlevoix. Would have been better if i had Morgan Freeman GPS

- Peddle bike/bar on wheels

- i pooped in a castle, 2 times!

- Won money

- Aaron you missed a food death last week



Another Brew Bath

In the Lake Region of Pennsylvania's Pocono Mountains, a destination spa is luring craft beer lovers away from weekend getaways of beer samplings and brewery tours. The resort is offering the ultimate beer experience -- the chance to bathe in beer as well as drink it.


The Lodge at Woodloch's offers spa treatments with a little help from Delaware's famed craft brewery, Dogfish Head.


"Unknown to many, beer has some curative effects," says Nancy Deaton, spa director at The Lodge at Woodloch. "It hydrates the skin and acts as an exfoliant. It also adds volume and shine to one's hair."


Luring craft beer lovers, however, is only part of The Lodge at Woodloch's marketing strategy. By introducing beer-infused spa treatments and expanding their beer menu, the spa resort hopes to attract more of the male population, who typically shy away from spas.


Spa treatments are infused with Dogfish Head's Midas Touch, a sweet-yet-dry beer. The body exfoliation using hops, barley and honey, followed by a beer bath and massage, starts at $250; a 50-minute pedicure beer foot bath is priced at $95. Occasionally, the spa offers a 25-minute hair beer rinse at $40.


Submitted by Black Knight Sir JFT (aka BKSJFT)




 So we nailed it the other week. Your Penis can infact open the new iphone 5S 


Apparently people have tried Toes, Nose, Paws and Nipple as an authorized appendage to log into your iPhone 5s all with great success!


As it turns out, the structure of our nipples is as unique as our fingerprint. Therefore, if by any chance you registered your nipple using Touch ID and somebody tries to unlock your phone using theirs, then it’ll just be a futile attempt. Thanks apple for the Biometric sensor!


I wonder if a sack would work??? Someone plop it on there and tell us if it works!




Iron Man 3 hits DVD/Blu Ray today!

Agents of Shield hit ABC tonight. Anyone see it?


Disney and Jerry Bruckheimer to end longtime partnership

Producer Jerry Bruckheimer's deal with Walt Disney Studios will not be renewed when it expires in 2014, ending a partnership that began in 1991.

The 2 teamed up for 27 films over 22 years. Including the Rock, Arramagadon, Pirates movies and so on.

Filming has stared on Dumb and Dumber too.


Gothem central??? Will the comic book work as a TV show?

Could we be seeing the makings of a shared DC Universe on television? DC/Warner Bros. have already produced a hit television show with The CW’s Arrow, with season 2 set to introduce The Flash as the show’s first hero with super powers.

There are already talks of Flash getting his its own spin-off show on the network. So what is next for DC/WB? Rumor has it that Marvel’s Agents of Shield may have some competition down the line, with an adaptation of the popular DC comic, Gotham Central, supposedly in development.

In a recent interview with USA Today, comic book writer Ed Brubaker (Captain America, Y the Last Man) mentioned that an adaptation of his gritty cop series set in Gotham City (a.k.a. the home of Batman) was rumored to be in development.

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Herpee Monkeys



Golden eagle snatches deer in Russia






A camera trap used to monitor Siberian tigers on the

Lazovsky State Nature Reserve in southern Russia captured

an unexpected scene -- a golden eagle swooping down to

snatch up a sika deer.


The amazing image shows the first documented case of such

an attack, published in the Journal of Raptor Research.


Linda Kerley from the

Zoological Society of London found the photos

during a routine equipment check.

"It's the first time I've seen anything like it,"

Kerley said. "It's rare for golden eagles to snatch up deer."


Golden eagles, like other birds of prey, typically

hunt other birds or smaller mammals, though

they can occasionally go after larger prey including coyotes.

In one case, a

golden eagle was observed snatching up a brown bear cub

as it trailed behind its mother.



True Facts about the Frog






But it was a Small crime!


SEPTEMBER 17--A New Mexico man has been indicted for a mobile home burglary that netted him an assortment of midget pornography DVDs, police report.

Investigators allege that Sergio Seanez, 18, and a teenage boy broke into the Chaparral residence lastmonth and swiped electronics, kitchen appliances, and furniture. Seanez then allegedly set fire to the home.

In addition to the normal haul associated with a burglary, Seanez and his 17-year-old accomplice also made off with “multiple DVD’s relating to Midget Pornography,” according to a criminal complaint.

After Seanez reportedly confessed to stealing items form the mobile home, Dona Ana County Sheriff’s Office deputies executed a search warrant that resulted in the recovery of the dwarf porn DVDs and other stolen goods.

Pictured in the above mug shot, Seanez has been charged with burglary, arson, and breaking and entering, all felonies. He is also facing a felony contributing to the delinquency of a minor count for allegedly enticing his accomplice into participating in the August 22 burglary.

Seanez is being held in the county jail in lieu of bond. He is scheduled for a September 23 District Court hearing.


He’s only 5,1. Perhaps the midget porn is in his height group?


*Let the short jokes fly!


$10,000 Worth of Goats Stolen from Hawaii Farm

AP) Hawaii man: Duct tape used in theft of 23 goats


More than 20 goats were stolen from a Hawaii farm, and the owner says the thieves used duct tape to keep the animals from making noise.


KHON-TV reports the 23 purebred goats were taken from a farm in Kahuku, on Oahu's North Shore, sometime between Thursday night and Friday morning.


Keal Pontin says the thieves left behind other goats at his family's farm with ropes around their necks and duct tape over their muzzles. Pontin says the experience likely was traumatic for the friendly animals.


The theft included both bucks and pregnant nannies due to give birth this week.


The missing goats are valued at about $10,000.


Police are investigating, and the farm is offering a reward for information leading to the goats' return or the arrest of the thieves.


Goats Yelling Like Humans


Man called emergency number due to cork bits in wine


MANCHESTER, England, Sept. 24 (UPI) --

Police in Britain said a man was warned for dialing

the 999 emergency number to report his wine had bits

of cork in it and the bar would not refund his money.


Manchester police Inspector Phil Spurgeon said the man called

the emergency line from a restaurant in Manchester's

Northern Quarter to complain about the bar serving

him wine with bits of cork in it and refusing to refund his money,

The Mirror reported Tuesday.


"He said he was having a dispute with staff because they

would not give him a refund because his wine had bits of cork in it,

" Spurgeon said. "They were trying to eject him because he was

being difficult. We did not send anyone. The man was given advice."


Spurgeon said the man was told he could face a fine for calling 999

for a non-emergency situation.


"These types of call tie up the emergency service lines,"

he said. "While a call handler is dealing with a call like it,

someone else could be facing a real emergency.

People who dial 999 for inappropriate reasons could

find themselves being fined."

Dirt bike rider fled police officers because he was 'bored'


GAINESVILLE, Fla., Sept. 24 (UPI) --

Police in Florida said an 18-year-old on a dirt bike who led police

on a chase that reached 80 mph told officers he fled because he

"was bored."

Gainesville police said an officer spotted Daron Brown, 18,

speeding and driving recklessly on a red dirt bike at 6:25 p.m.

Saturday near the Martin Luther King Jr. Recreation Center in Gainesville,


The Gainesville Sun reported Tuesday.


Officer Daniel Abbott gave chase and determined there was no license

plate on the bike, police said.

Brown attempted to flee through a park and another

officer gave chase. The chase reached speeds of 80-90 mph,

police said.

Police said Brown eventually abandoned the bike in a backyard

and was found hiding in the house.

Officers asked Brown why he fled.

"I was bored," he allegedly replied.

Brown charged with fleeing police and driving an

unregistered vehicle. He was taken to the

Alachua County jail in lieu of $12,000 bond.


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