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Tanked Episode 268 for Tues Sep. 17, 2013



- Beer/Mixed Drinks

- Every Holiday starts earlier!

- Weekend Catchup

- Scott has beer brewing. should be done in a 5 weeks.

- Scott, Amy and friends are staying in a castle this weekend. 4 days off bitches!

BoOzE NEWS’s Names the Greatest American Beer Bars of 2013                   

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Ready for more Fast and Furious?

Well Lucas Black for Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift it. He will return in the next installment of the fast car franchise. He was in the 3rd film and will be in the 7th too. Oh yeah and he has signed on to return in 8 and 9. Yup 8 and 9


Add another sequel to the summer of 2015.

This time we add the Terminator to the summer of massive movies. Terminator 5 will be released July 1st of 2015. Which will release 2 days before Independance Day 2. Humm. So a crappy 4th of july weekend for 2015 I see.  I predict that will be one of the saddest 4th of july weekends in years!


More Cheap Scares?

Insidious Chapter 2 wins the Friday the 13th weekend with $40M. Guess what that means? Yup Insidious 3 is coming. Using the same small budget style of the 1st 2 films. The 1st was made for $1.5M making $97M worldwide and the 2nd was made for $5M. So the $40M was a good start for the second movie.  


Walking Dead Spin off Announced by AMC

Proposed new series would come from “Walking Dead” comics creator Robert Kirkman and executive producers Gale Anne Hurd and Dave Alpert.

The companion series has a target on-air date of 2015.

In a release, Charlie Collier, AMC’s president and general manager said, “Building on the success of the most popular show on television for adults 18-49 is literally a no-brainer. We look forward to working with Robert, Gale and Dave again as we develop an entirely new story and cast of characters. It’s a big world and we can’t wait to give fans another unforgettable view of the zombie apocalypse.”

Kirkman added, “After 10 years of writing the comic book series and being so close to the debut of our fourth, and in my opinion, best season of the TV series, I couldn’t be more thrilled about getting the chance to create a new corner of The Walking Dead universe. The opportunity to make a show that isn’t tethered by the events of the comic book, and is truly a blank page, has set my creativity racing.”

AMC announced last week a spin-off show from its other big hit, “Breaking Bad,” which would actually be a prequel focused on Bob Odenkirk’s memorable character, Saul Goodman.


Is AMC over thinking it’s programming? Could this lead to overkill?


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CAMPOBELLO DI LICATA, Italy -- Too much fatty food is bad for you, but cops in Sicily said a slab of butter was fatal for a Sicilian man after his ex-wife and her partner allegedly suffocated him with a slab of spread.

Detectives said the couple hoped the butter would simply melt away after their alleged crime leaving them in the clear, the Corriere della Sera newspaper reported Saturday.

But an autopsy found oily deposits in the throat of Calogero Lo Coco and the pair were arrested.

On Wednesday Lo Coco, 40, returned to his former home in Campobello di Licata, southern Sicily, for the first time since his divorce, where his ex-wife lived with her new boyfriend.

They are accused of setting upon him and suffocating him with the butter, before claiming to police that he had arrived drunk and attacked them, forcing them to restrain him by tying him up.

It was then, they told officers, that he suddenly collapsed and died.

The pair, named by investigators as Rosaria Nicosia and Gaetano Biundo, both 38, are currently under arrest but deny all charges.


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Since this is the first ever food killing Jason becomes a “Black Knight”




Pretty nifty for water and some clever editing. Now I have to pee.






Special Delivery!!!

Authorities in Sweden said they arrested a man accused of thrusting his genitalia through the mail slot of a woman he did not know.

Investigators said the 50-year-old southern Sweden woman noticed a man following her while she was walking home and she heard a noise coming from her front door a short while after she arrived at the house, The reported Wednesday.

The woman investigated the sound and discovered the man sticking his penis through her mail slot.

The man fled the scene when the woman opened the door. Police said the same man allegedly exposed himself to a woman on the street the following day.

The man has been charged with two counts of sexual assault stemming from the incidents in July. He faces minor drug charges after traces of amphetamines were found in his blood.

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Creepy Clown Spooks Northampton Community [Photos]

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Taking a page right out of a Stephen King novel some…person?? has been donning a red wig and white clown makeup and just STANDING on the streets of Northampton, England (specifically, the Abington and Kingsley areas)


A Facebook page for him called Spot Northampton’s Clown appeared on Friday the 13th and already has over 18,000 Likes. The page appears to be run by the clown himself and he often leaves clues as to where he’ll next be seen. The hashtag #northamptonclown is also all over Twitter.

According to the Northampton Herald & Post, the clown has reportedly knocked on someone’s door and offered to paint the windowsills, despite having no painting equipment with him.

Over the weekend, the clown was seen “waving forlornly with a clown teddy hanging from his other hand.”


According to a comment on the Facebook page made by the clown himself, he isn’t trying to terrorize people, he “just want[s] to be spotted.”

Message received, Creepy Clown Man.

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