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Tanked Episode 261 for Wed Jul. 31, 2013



- Beer/Mixed Drinks

- Weekend Catchup

- So we jumped the gun on the live call in show last week. Told ya benadryl and me aren't friends.


HOPS into a tub of beerz

Ever had the dream that you were swimming in pools of delicious beer in a castle? We have, and guess what?  Your dream can come true! Just head on over to Starkenberger Brewery outside of Munich. There in an actual castle, ladies have been brewing beer for a few hundred years. In the cellars they have 7 Turkish-baths that they fill for visitors to actually bath in delicious beer. This dream keeps getting better and better.

For only $298, you can bath in one of these pools with beer, crackers, and a meat spread. Did we mention it is also in a castle. Yea, beer bathing in a freaking castle.


To Go Along with Your Beer Bath May We Suggest this?

Maybe you have always wanted to smell like a brewer, maybe you feel the smell of a hoppy beer will attract the ladies,  or maybe you just really really like  hops. If any of these sound like you then maybe you would enjoy a bottle of Atlantic Farms Hops Shampoo. This shampoo uses hops along with essential oils from rosemary, grapefruit, coconut,  and fir needles, to moisturize and treat your hair and scalp. Hops have been known to help dry scalps and  weathered skin, plus, who doesn’t like the smell of hops.




The Wolverine Review:

Logan goes on his own again. This time the story takes place after The mess that was The Last Stand. Also does help set up Days of Futures Past.


This time we see Logan in Japan where a man he once saved offers to give him the ability to die. Most of the movies deals with Logan trying to protect the granddaughter of the man he saved as well as figure out why he can no longer heal. We do get to see the Silver Samurai in this film. Also we get a post credit scene much like we do in all Marvel movies. Setting up DOFP. Rating  Pay full price.  

Chloë Moretz Responds to ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Casting Rumor

In am MTV interview Moretz said “of course I would be interested, it’s Star Wars. JJ Call me”


There have been and continue to be heavy rumors that she will take a roll in the film as a young Jedi. Most likely the daughter of Han and Lea. Jaina from the expanded Star Wars Universe. We know she can kick ass. So why not let her do it with a light sabre.


Another Marvel character gets a creative shot film


Truth In Journalism.

Last year at Comic-Con we got the Short Dirty Laundry starring Thomas Jane. Jane returned to play Frank Castle AKA the Punisher. The short also Starred Ron Pearlman.


This time we see True Blood star Ryan Kwanten as Eddie Brock/Venom. In this Black and white Dark Noir comedy we see an interesting short. Totally worth checking out. A French film crew is following Brock around and we get a cryptic story about something that happened involving Brock until the end when we get to see the Symbiote. A fun little short. A link below.

bad milo trailer... lol

Bad Milo is about a man with a stress-induced colon issue that turns out to be an intestinal demon, a toothy little imp which, when loosed from his ass, goes on something like a killing spree.

Naturally, Bad Milo calls for a red band trailer.

Magnet is releasing Bad Milo in theaters on October 4th, but it will be available via Video On Demand beginning August 29th.


Ghost shark trailer

Just when you thought it was safe to take a bath comes Ghost Shark!

Syfy’s new horror thriller has its first official promo, below. The set-up: “A great white shark is tortured and killed by a fisherman, then returns from the dead, exacting vengeance on all humans.” From the look of the trailer, the spectral shark can attack pretty much anywhere, even drinking a glass of water probably isn’t safe. The film stars Mackenzie Rosman (7th Heaven) and Richard Moll (Night Court).

Syfy readying to kick off a month of original movies starting with Invasion Roswell on Aug. 8, and includes Ghost Shark premiering on Aug. 22. Can Ghost Shark cause the same Twitter blizzard as Sharknado? Check out the promo below:


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2 men from Carolinas attack girlfriends with pizza, authorities say

MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. -            

Two men from the Carolinas attacked their girlfriends with pizza in two separate domestic violence incidents in the last week, authorities say.

The first incident happened in South Carolina in Fort Mill on Wednesday when a man was charged with domestic violence after deputies say he assaulted his girlfriend with a pizza and hit her, the Smoking Gun website reported.

Deputies said that Jimmy Ray Poage threw a pizza at his 40-year-old girlfriend and also grabbed her neck and slammed her into a kitchen counter, according to the website.

The woman had pizza sauce splattered all over her while Poage, age 47, did not have any food on him, York deputies said in a report the Smoking Gun obtained.

On Sunday, police in Wilkesboro, NC arrested Cody Sebastian Parsons, age 25, after responding to a call at a home he shares with his 19-year-old girlfriend.

The incident began just after midnight when Parsons slipped on a wet floor and became upset with the teen, Wilkesboro Police said in a report from the crime news website.

While he was cursing at his teen girlfriend, Parsons hit her with pizza that he threw at her, police said.

At first, Parsons told police he didn't hit his girlfriend with the pizza. But, later he changed his story when police found "pizza sauce on the back of [the girlfriend's] right rib cage," according to the Smoking Gun.

Also, police said that "there were pieces of pizza all over the living room floor as well as on the wall behind the front entrance door to the apartment."

Parsons was charged with misdemeanor assault on a female.




Piss Power



Scientists at Bristol Robotics Laboratory first harnessed the power of pee two years ago, and now their research has taken a giant leap forward. The team has created the world’s first system based on microbial fuel cells (which feast on urine) that can charge a cell phone. Although the idea of a pee-powered phone may gross out many, the dependable nature of the power source doesn’t require special conditions—such as sun of wind—that other renewable energy sources do.


Calling pee the “ultimate waste product,” Ieropoulos and his crew feel that the reliability of pee power makes it an attractive alternative renewable energy source.


For now, the breakthrough has only been able to harness enough energy for a low charge, but researchers foresee increasing power as the project develops further. The scientists hope for a future of smart toilets, where home toilets can be used as an energy convertor to help offset electric use throughout the house.

Via Daily Mail

Read more: UK Scientists Create World's First Pee-Powered Cell Phone | Inhabitat - Sustainable Design Innovation, Eco Architecture, Green Building



True Facts about the Owl



Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences (Explained With Food)







A MARRIED couple who didn't realise they were chatting each other up on the internet are divorcing.                    

Sana Klaric and husband Adnan, who used the names "Sweetie" and "Prince of Joy" in an online chatroom, spent hours telling each other about their marriage troubles, reported.

The truth emerged when the two turned up for a date. Now the pair, from Zenica in central Bosnia, are divorcing after accusing each other of being unfaithful.

Hairy sex dwarf known as a Tokoloshe stalks victims

"I was suddenly in love. It was amazing. We seemed to be stuck in the same kind of miserable marriage. How right that turned out to be," Sana, 27, said.       


Adnan, 32, said: "I still find it hard to believe that Sweetie, who wrote such wonderful things, is actually the same woman I married and who has not said a nice word to me for years".


A MAN was rushed to a hospital after a snake bit his penis while he was relieving himself in a toilet, according to hospital officials in Israel.                                                               

The man, 35, of northern Israel was bitten on Friday after the snake suddenly appeared from inside the toilet.


The man suffered minor injuries from the bite; fortunately the snake was not venomous.


Rescue workers responded to the scene and took the man to Rambam Medical Center in Haifa, where he received medical treatment, reports Your Jewish News.


An examination revealed the snake was not poisonous.


The man told emergency workers it happened after he went to the toilet to relieve himself and suddenly felt a strong burning sensation in his penis.


One of the paramedics said the man told him he has seen the snake and it was very small.



According to the paramedic, despite the location of the injury, the man managed to stay calm and even had a laugh with workers at his own expense.


'This is the first time I've seen a snake bite like this,' the paramedic said.


'Luckily, all tests seem fine and the man is feeling well,' the paramedic added.


'There will undoubtedly be bite marks on the area in question,' the hospital said.


'The snake was not poisonous. The man is currently under observation pending additional test results and as soon as we get the results, he will be able to go home,' the hospital said.

Dog Eats Paralyzed Man's Testicle                                    

A dog is supposed to be man's best friend,

but you wouldn't wish this pooch on your worst enemy.

The dog's owner, a paralyzed man in Trumann, Ark.,

recently adopted the "small white fluffy" stray in hopes

of having a loving animal companion, according to


Instead, the dog had to be euthanized after it bit off one of

the man's testicles while he was asleep on Monday morning.

The man, who told police he has no feeling from the waist down,

woke up with a "burning pain" in his mid-section.


He looked down and found his newly adopted dog between his legs,

according to

The 39-year-old victim told police he sleeps in the nude and

noticed his dog had blood on its feet and muzzle.

That's when he also realized that

the dog had eaten one of his testicles, WMC-TV reported.


The man was taken to an area hospital to be treated for his

injuries, according to a police report obtained by The Huffington Post.

The dog, which had been adopted by the man three weeks earlier,

was euthanized with its remains tested for rabies by a local veterinarian.

As unusual as this story is, it's not the only gonad-related incident

that has occurred in recent months.

In April, a shopkeeper in the Chinese city of Haikou

reportedly died of shock

after having his family jewels locked in a vice-like grip

by an irate woman.


In March, suspected Florida escort Priscilla Vaughn was arrested

after allegedly eviscerating the testicles and biting the penis of a male client.