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Tanked Episode 256 for Wed Jun. 26, 2013


-We have Stacey (hotdog) and Amy (midget) on todays show!

- Beer/Mixed Drinks

- Weekend Catchup




Semenology –

The Semen Bartender’s Handbook                  



































Semenology is apparently the practice and study of using semen as the special ingredient in cocktails. Semenology-The Semen Bartender’s Handbook describes itself as “the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits.” Author Paul ‘Fotie’ Photenhauer has been a semen connoisseur for some time and is no stranger to Semenology. In 2011, he released a similar book titled Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes.

Photenhauer compares the complexity of semen to that of wine and cheese and claims that the book will help other connoisseurs to “mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of semen.” He even gives tips for storage, mixing, and presentation.

Recipe from the book:

Heavenly Cognac

“It is almost a shame to add anything to a good quality cognac, anything, that is, except for semen. However, my first attempts at perfecting the blending of these two heavenly fluids were disappointing. I found, as is often the case, that simplicity is best. Splashing the semen into the well-filled glass is an entertaining way to serve cognac.

2 oz of the finest cognac you can afford

1 tsp SemenI found that it is best to first allow the semen to just begin to melt, at the initial stage of melting. This takes a few minutes. If the semen is unusually thick, quickly dilute with a few drops of water. Splash the semen into the cognac and enjoy.


It is advised to get your semen from a trusted source as to avoid HIV and other STD’s. Cooking the semen to kill any living organisms is also effective.



Dark Magic in a Can

NeverWet, a superhydrophobic coating that can be applied to nearly any surface and repels liquids startlingly well. To bring NeverWet to the masses, developer Ross Nanotechnology licensed the product to Rust-Oleum, which recently started selling the spray for $19.97 at Home Depot.


The NeverWet package contains two cans -- a base and top coat -- capable of covering 10 to 15 square feet with water-repelling action on a multitude of surfaces including metal, wood, fabric, and plastic. The base coat takes about 30 minutes to dry, and the top coat takes another 30 minutes to cure.

Unfortunately, it's not wise to use NeverWet on transparent surfaces like glass, as the spray dries with a frosted appearance. A clear-drying version is in the works, according to a NeverWet representative that spoke with Lancaster Online.

*Doesn’t say how long it lasts

What would you water proof? Spray on condom?





The last of us PS3 is out this week. if you have a ps3 you should pick this title up!


urvive an apocalypse on Earth in The Last of Us, a PlayStation 3-exclusive title by Naughty Dog. Here, you will find abandoned cities reclaimed by nature. Here is a population decimated by a modern plague. Here, there are only survivors killing each other for food, weapons, or whatever they can get their hands on. Here, you find no hope.

Joel, a brutal survivor, and Ellie, a brave young teenage girl who is wise beyond her years, must work together if they hope to survive their journey across the US.

Release Date: June 14, 2013

M for Mature:

Genre: Action

Publisher: Sony Computer Entertainment

Developer: Naughty Dog Software



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Bad-Ass Bagpiper


Who says wearing a kilt won’t get you laid?

This bad-ass bagpiper is vastly superior to most pipers. Seriously, not only does the guy go by the name "The Badpiper," but he covers AC/DC AND the bagpipes shoot fire. Yeah, you'll be hardpressed to find a cooler bagpiper.






Mugshot of the Day: Man threw spear at car!?







A man is accused of throwing a spear at a moving car.

Police say 56-year-old Jeffrey Allen Jones was nabbed after a witness spotted him standing in the road throwing a spear at a passing vehicle. The spear reportedly "struck the front fender" and became lodged in the car. No injuries have been reported.

Jones, whose mugshot shows him with his eyes closed and mouth open, was arrested on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon.

*Thanks to listener Mad Billy for the article.


Fake border crossing attraction offered at Mexican amusement park


Talking Points

-Irrational fears: What fear do you have thats rediculous. such as fear of spiders.


(Scott is afraid of expired food and other drivers on the road, especially trucks carrying flammable cargo) Tornadoes but i find them fascinating and terrifying at the same time.


- With the 4th of July right around the corner what stupid fireworks stories do you have?

(bottle rocket wars later escalated to roman candle wars, My brother and i bought $600 worth of fireworks and some fuse lines and hooked them all together for one big automated show, lasted 25min)


-What’s your favorite sex toy? and are you afraid of them? Do you have a sex toy story