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Tanked Episode 244 for Wed Apr. 3, 2013



- Beer/Mixed Drinks

- Weekend Catch up

- Mike and Tough Mudder

- Mike’s Hopes and dreams of being a Firefighter (not good idea/accident prone)

- Mike Tanning Bed incident (2nd degree burns) your an idiot lol.

April Fools day is stupid. I didn’t even get on the coomputer on monday because the internet is useless.

-Florida morning radio show water prank gone wrong




Disney Shuts Down LucasArts, Cancels Star Wars 1313 And Star Wars: First Assault

Disney has laid off the staff of LucasArts and cancelled all current projects.


Staff were informed of the shutdown this morning, according to a reliable Kotaku source. Some 150 people were laid off, and both of the studio's current projects—Star Wars: First Assault and Star Wars 1313—were cancelled. Disney will still use the LucasArts name to license games, but the studio is no more.



G I Joe makes $51M Including Wed/ Thur. So I won my bet, kinda.

$80M world wide give GI Joe 3 the green light.


Pacific Rim 2

Del Toro’s Pacific Rim has a Sequel already in the works.


Pacific Rim won’t hit theaters until July, but the hype reached fever pitch when an exclusive trailer played at WonderCon this past weekend.  Furthermore, Legendary’s clearly happy with what they’ve seen thus far since they’ve commissioned a script for a sequel.  Here’s what del Toro had to say about the status of Pacific Rim 2:


We pitched a pretty good outline to Legendary several weeks ago, and they loved it, so Travis and I, as soon as we land this monster (no pun intended) into the screen, we will start actively working on the script.  The outline was basically approved.


Could Iron Man 3 be the end for Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark?

RDJ’s contract will be up and money could be a huge sticking point. Rumor’s have been flying that Jr. will be leaving the character he helped make Marvel hit hard! Also rumors that Marvel is already planning his replacement. Jon Hamm from AMC’s Mad Men. Still all rumor! We shall see!


Avengers 2 will start filming in early 2014 Wrapping up Phase 2 of Marvel movies.


Jack the Giant Slayer set to lose between $125-$140M for Warner Brothers!


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Fruit Loop


A seedy incident involving papayas and bare buttocks has led to the arrest of a woman in Vero Beach, FL.

Suzanne Wasden, 49, was due in court Tuesday morning to respond to allegations that she pummeled an ex-boyfriend with papayas on March 10 and exposed her bottom to him along with a 16-year-old male.

When Vero Beach police responded to a disturbance that day, they said they were met by a "very intoxicated" Wasden, whose pants were partially down and whose derriere was partially exposed, reported.

According to a police affidavit, Wasden said the ex-boyfriend came to her home "looking for birthday sex."

Wasden's 16-year-old neighbor said that Wasden had come to his trailer earlier in the evening “wanting a cigarette and beer,” and started screaming when he didn't oblige. She then allegedly began hitting the boyfriend, pushed him into some glass andstarted throwing papayas at both of them, reported.

After that, Wasden allegedly turned around and lowered her jeans below her heineyand said, "Kiss my butt," ABC Action News reported.

The teen told ABC he could see "everything" and "that was something that none of us wanted to see." the affidavit states.

Wasden was arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge and was due in court Tuesday morning.



Fruit Salad

(NEWSER) – Bats in India have a good thing going on: Scientists analyzing a colony of about 420 fruit-eating bats there observed males performing cunnilingus on females,LiveScience reports. Over more than 13 months, researchers saw 57 cases of sex, both intercourse and oral. Males gave oral sex for an average of about 50 seconds, intercourse for another 10 to 20, and more oral for another 94 to 188. Scientists noted that longer pre-sex cunnilingus led to longer copulation, which may enhance conception. Or the males may give oral sex to clean off the sperm of other bats, but that "would be maladaptive after mating, as there is a risk of removing the male’s own sperm."



Hare Raising Tale







Poops in yard, Naked in Pool

Cheryl Beauchamp, 35, has been charged with burglary.


A Florida woman was arrested after she allegedly pooped in a man's backyard and took a skinny dip in his swimming pool.

Cheryl Beauchamp, 35, was detained Thursday and charged with burglary, according to the Brevard County Sheriff's Office.

The Palm Bay homeowner called police after he said he spotted Beauchamp on a home surveillance system, Click Orlando reported. He told officers he witnessed Beauchamp defecate in the yard before using a rock to cut the screen door that led to the pool.

Beauchamp allegedly told police she was "just taking a bath because she was homeless," according to a report obtained by WESH. Officers say she added that she was on her way to Washington D.C. to yell at Barack Obama.


Trees Company


Using a tree for target practice sounds harmless enough, right? That wasn't the case for an Iowa man who is recovering at a hospital after the tree he aimed his gun and fired back.

No, this isn’t an April Fools’ Day prank playing on the much-maligned M. Night Shyamalan film “The Happening.”

An Iowa man is expected to survive but will have one heck of a story to tell after he fired his pistol at a tree only to have the shot ricochet and impact upon himself.

27-year-old Logan Bunn transported himself to a nearby hospital in La Crosse, Wisconsin. The Allamakee County Sheriff’s Office says the incident happened at about 4:30am on Sunday morning.

In the ongoing war between man and nature, many more trees have fallen at the feet of their human counterparts. But there have been notable exceptions. Last month, an Illinois man was killed when a tree he was attempting to cut down fell upon him.

And on Christmas Day 2012, a Houston man was killed when he was attempting to clear a fallen tree from the street outside his home. During the removal effort, a second tree fell on him, causing the fatality.




BERLIN (AP) — An entire troupe of performing fleas has fallen victim to the freezing temperatures currently gripping Germany.

Flea circus director Robert Birk says he was shocked to find all of his 300 fleas dead inside their transport box Wednesday morning.

The circus immediately scrambled to find and train a new batch so it could fulfill its engagements at an open-air fair in the western town of Mechernich-Kommern.

Michael Faber, who organizes the fair, told The Associated Press that an insect expert at a nearby university was able to provide 50 fleas in time for the first show Sunday.

Faber says he hopes they'll "get through this without any more fatalities."

Birk said it was the first time his circus had lost all of its fleas to the cold in one go.




Tanked Episode 244 for Wed Apr. 3, 2013