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Tanked Episode 129 for Tuesday Nov 2, 2010


- Beers
- How was your Halloween?
- Kart2Kart
   Kart 2 Kart is celebrating its 10th year and we are throwing a party! Meet and Greet Some of thTanked      Crew November 6th from 5-10pm we will have 9 of Detroit's best local Micro Brews on hand, with food and racing. $30/person includes: 1 race, dinner and dessert, beer tasting tickets, & a 10th Anniv K2K Pint glass


Flash to HTML5 conversion is a go

Much like Joe McCarthy and the Salem witch hunters before him, Steve Jobs is the ultimate in peer
pressure.  His will can either make or break a technological standard or product.  Case in point, after
bashing Adobe Flash and then omitting it from the iPhone, iPad and now MacBook Air Adobe has been
pushed into a corner to come up with a successor to their resource hogging and vulnerable web multi-
media software.  That being said, Adobe gave a sneak peek at the 2010 Adobe Max conference of
their FLA/HTML5 export tool.  It's still in it's early stages though it's not only a clear indicator that Adobe
has their customer's needs in mind but also has it's nuts firmly in the grip of Steve Jobs...again.

Yeah look how far display port has come. pfft.


-Black Ops Out Next Tuesday! Yippy!

-Vagina Shooter Scores Penis Enlargement

Zombie Cow Studio's vagina-based shooter Privates grows a pair and then some next year, 

when the free game finally gets its inevitable dick-based downloadable content.

Set loose upon an unsuspecting world last August, Privates took gamers on a horrific journey 

deep inside a woman's reproductive organs, controlling a crack squad of condom-headed commandos 

as they struggled to rid the orifice of sexually-transmitted diseases.

Next April the game finally gets the shaft.

"We've decided to go all-out and make a whole new adventure, this time set inside a gentleman's bits," 

said Dan Marshall from Zombie Cow Studios. "We're also planning to cram in new gameplay mechanics, 

new enemy types, new locations, and a new player character. It's not just more of the same, 

although it's DLC so clearly some of it's going to wind up pretty similar."

You can grab the original game for free while waiting for the rise of the penis.


Is Rubbing 1 out at work Normal? When the "Demon Boner" hits must you fix it? 


THE HOBBIT is officially greenlit 


Peter Jackson officially directing, Martin Freeman (2005′s THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY)

is expected to play the role of Bilbo Baggins

Captain America revealed

After what seems like forever, fans of the Star-Spangled Avenger can rejoice at their first look at
the Captain America costume design.  Chris Evans dons both suit and shield for the cover of the
November issue of Entertainment Weekly.  Although I think it is criminal that this film isn't coming
out on the 4th of July I can only sit back and hope that this one doesn't sting.


quick movie tid bit
Avatar 2 and 3 Release Dates

The deal between Cameron and 20th Century Fox was announced Wednesday. 

Cameron will direct the sequels, which will be his next two movie projects. Planned

release dates for the tentatively titled Avatar 2and Avatar 3 are December 2014 and December 2015.



Paul Trailer
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost get my attention again.
I just hate that Kristen Wigg and Seth Rogan are in this film. Trailer looks damn funny though.


Sean Connery is Zardoz?



  Child Crack Down

November 1st, 2010

- If I was teaching first graders I think this would make the job much easier!

A teacher in Cape Breton, N.S., was disciplined after she allegedly taped a first-grader to a chair during class.

  Lorne Greene, chairman of the Cape Breton-Victoria Regional School Board,

confirmed the teacher had been disciplined and said he personally apologized to the girl’s mother.



Who's Got The Biggest Meat

November 1st, 2010

-  Only in British Columbia, police were called to a Victoria, B.C., apartment Monday night

to deal with a fight over who got the bigger piece of meat at dinnertime.

  The officers who arrived on the scene found that two brothers, ages 17 and 22,

had gotten into an argument about who got to eat a bigger piece of steak.

The teen had cooked the meal only to have his older brother grab the biggest piece, police said.




Don't Forget Your Dental Dam!!!


November 1st, 2010


- Well dentist’s need love too, but I think there is better ways to get it!

  A 37-year-old British woman is speaking out after her dentist offered to give her a discount


on two root canal operations if she slept with him.  Milan Shah, 43, is no longer practicing dentistry

after Chammelle Courtney accused him of bombarding her with propositions over the phone from 2007 to 2009.





October 13th, 2010

  With the revival of this horror genere
 seems to come some unexpected problems with some nutty young folks.

Two self-described practitioners of paganism and vampirism
 have been arrested in Arizona after they stabbed their roommate
 in an attempt to drink his blood.


Robert Maley, 25, told police that he had previously allowed his friends,

21-year-old Amanda Williamson and 24-year-old Aaron Homer,

to drink his blood but when he refused to last Monday,

the two stabbed him in their apartment. reports that firefighters were at the scene for an unrelated call

when they saw Maley, covered in blood, run out of the apartment.

The police were immediately alerted.


Homer is charged with aggravated assault and Williamson is charged with false reporting to police.

after she initially told cops that she was attacked and stabbed her attacker in self-defense.

Maley was also arrested on an unrelated outstanding warrant.

  My guess is they were also on some heavy drugs (at least I hope so)!

Go to hell! The McRibb is Back? Again?


Listener Jason from Texas asks what other sequels should be made if we had tons of cash? 
  referring (Ep. 127 we were talking about Top Gun getting a sequel)

Scott picks:

- Little Monsters HA!
- Goonies (

- Cloverfield
- Anchorman 
- Super Troopers
- The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles
  (TV series made into several films to jump start the franchise again)

Hiller picks:
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
- The Incredibles
- The Matrix (just kidding)fucker

Aaron picks:

- district 9
- the burbs
- unbreakable